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Bow down before the majesty of my mighty, manly DINGUS!

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Started by JustWill [Ignore] 30,May,15 19:16  other posts
Do it!
Do it now!

(Seriously, my ego really needs the validation.)

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By #460385 22,Sep,15 17:27
I knew I came to the Forum for educational purposes. All that really cleared up what a Dingus is. That poor xtraTHICK gentleman has been blacklisted more times then Bella. That must be a record. He should be giving a lollipop or something.
By bella! [Ignore] 23,Sep,15 23:41 other posts 
If you do your research you will find that there are anumber of members that have been blacklisted more than me.

Do you want a lollipop?
By #460385 30,Sep,15 14:18
I would prefer a Tootsie Roll.
--------------------------------------- added after 11 minutes

Double dipped in bullshit
By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Sep,15 14:19 other posts 


By #454258 23,Sep,15 23:34
yup you are a dingus alright


By JustWill [Ignore] 22,Sep,15 15:20 other posts 
Y'all a buncha TIME WASTERS!
It's been more than five minutes, and there has been no bowing!
Do you think I'm here for the fun of it?
Get with the program, or the BANNING WILL BEGIN!

(Seriously, it's all about ME.)
By just16cm [Ignore] 22,Sep,15 16:14 other posts 
Sorry, but I am busy bowing down before my brand new "beeing banned for wasting VERY valuable time" badge.

You know, it's, like, shiny... and sparkling in the sun and stuff... I mean, your mighty, manly dingus does it, too, but that badge is, like, brand new. BRAND NEW!

So, call again later, when I'm not, like, busy anymore and all.
By big9inch21 [Ignore] 22,Sep,15 16:15 other posts 
By #415959 22,Sep,15 16:16
But...you offer no pictures of your mighty manly dingus. Are we submitting to an invisible majestic mighty manly dingus?
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Sep,15 16:22 other posts 
Uh, I heard through the grapevine that the dingus that the penguin is flashing is replica of what "TheUnicorn" is packing.


By #458225 31,May,15 18:31
din·gus
(dĭng′əs)
n. Informal
1. Something whose name is unknown or forgotten.

2. A person regarded as stupid.

3. Vulgar Slang The penis.
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,May,15 18:38 other posts 
1. Its name is Roger
2. It is far from stupid
3. There is nothing "slang" about my dingus, thank you very much...
By #458225 31,May,15 20:34
No offense intended, that isn't my definition:

only registered users can see external links

Your welcome.
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,May,15 22:52 other posts 
No offense taken.
Truthfully, while my dingus is not stupid, it can be a real dick at times.
By #458225 01,Jun,15 00:05
Let's not forget mighty and manly!

Salutations, yours
By JustWill [Ignore] 24,Jun,15 10:58 other posts 
I'm not sure I've ever been salutated in the Forum before.
Thanks!
By boc [Ignore] 01,Jun,15 22:21 other posts 
But it is vulgar, right?
By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Jun,15 22:40 other posts 
Bastard can cuss like a fucking sailor...


By smplcsms [Ignore] 01,Jun,15 04:15 other posts 
Interestingly: dingus - spelt "dinges" but pronounced identically - has precisely the same meanings in Afrikaans! Does this perhaps indicate that the US word has a Dutch (or perhaps Low German) origin?
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jun,15 05:25 other posts 
ding·us
ˈdiNGɡəs/
noun NORTH AMERICAN SOUTH AFRICAN informal
used to refer to something whose name the speaker cannot remember, is unsure of, or is humorously or euphemistically omitting.
"here's a doohickey—and there's the dingus"


dingus

English

Etymology

From Dutch dinges, ding (“thing”).
By JustWill [Ignore] 01,Jun,15 10:27 other posts 
You have to watch out for those "low" Germans. Little bastards are always skittering around under foot and stuffing crap in your lexicon...


By spermkiss [Ignore] 31,May,15 18:03 other posts 
I'd be more inclined to kneel for it than bow. It's easier on the back. And I do some of my best work on my knees.
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,May,15 18:39 other posts 
Kneeling before the dingus is actually the preferred practice.
(I just didn't want to come across as too bossy.)


By #396572 31,May,15 17:14
Uh, is that some kind of dog?
By bella! [Ignore] 31,May,15 18:26 other posts 
Are you thinking of dingo ( plural is dingoes ) that are native to Australia?
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,May,15 18:37 other posts 
Never bow before a dingo.
It will eat you.
(and not in a good way.)


By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,May,15 19:22 other posts 
If you stroke the ego,people will come and cum...
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,May,15 19:26 other posts 
I appreciate your response, but were you actually bowing when you typed it?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,May,15 19:29 other posts 
On one knee, I fell over...
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,May,15 19:56 other posts 
Being in awe of the dingus can have that effect I'm afraid.
Sorry. I should have warned you.


By #415959 30,May,15 19:37
What is a "dingus"?

Is it not that dangly skin stuff on your elbow?
By JustWill [Ignore] 30,May,15 19:54 other posts 
That would be a "wenis".

A "dingus" is the masculine sexual appendage. Also known as a "wanger".

Make with the bowing...pronto.


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