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Great Films/ One Liners.

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Started by sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 20,Jan,14 17:28  other posts
If you love films and the one liners stick in your head, go on share them here...... "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."......

Ps and yes I got my inspiration from...Bella, Great songs/Great lyrics .....so what!! .....pps I have been thinking about doing this for along time, so here goes!!

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By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 15,Feb,20 01:38 other posts 

By andrew999999999 [Ignore] at 14,Feb,20 10:30 other posts 
Benny, screw you!

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you save enough room for my fist, 'cos I'm going to shove it down your throat, and rip out your goddamn spine.

This, is my boomstick!

Monty, you terrible cunt.

By ulovemycock [Ignore] at 14,Feb,20 07:59 other posts 
Do it, do it......DO IT!

The new Starsky and Hutch.

Only 2 things come from Texas son, steers and quers, which one are you?

Full Metal Jacket.

By ANGEL1227 [Ignore] at 13,Feb,20 10:46 other posts 
Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart (Bogie) in "To Have And Have Not"

“You know, you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.”

By new2day [Ignore] at 13,Feb,20 09:43 other posts 
Not a movie, Band of Brothers

2nd Lt. George Rice:
Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.

Richard Winters:
We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.

By AussieMan187 [Ignore] at 18,Jul,17 02:50 other posts 
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 12,Feb,20 20:02 other posts 
Its not a Tumor
If it Bleeds, We can Kill IT
I'm not Shitting on YOU
Fuck You, Asshole
Screw You
Do IT. Do IT Now
Chill Out Dick Wad.
Hasta la vista, Baby
I'll be Back!!
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sounds like an Arnie Script *lix*
By MrHappy [Ignore] at 13,Feb,20 09:27 other posts 
Stick around
Let off some steam Bennett
Yakitty-yak don't talk back!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

By bigg [Ignore] at 12,Feb,20 14:57 other posts 
I´ll return when I come back! (Charlie Chaplin)

By bella! [Ignore] at 15,Jul,17 17:35 other posts 
It's not a great film nor is it a one liner BUT back in the day, it was a funny show.

"I'm going to get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!"

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By overeight [Ignore] at 11,Feb,20 22:41 other posts 
I bet thats Blazing Saddles
By Ted-E-Bare [Ignore] at 12,Feb,20 07:13 other posts 
This one also is not from a film . But equally a funny one liner . It's from Tommy Cooper .

I knocked at my friends door and said, 'Hello. Is Charlie in?’ . His wife replied, 'Charlie died last night.’ I said, 'He didn’t mention anything about a tin of paint, did he?’
By bigg [Ignore] at 12,Feb,20 14:54 other posts 
Tommy Cooper, the Master of Comedy Fred comes back from sea...

By Tinkertrain517 [Ignore] at 12,Feb,20 08:16 other posts 
from "They Live" I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, …. and I'm all out of bubble gum.
By bigg [Ignore] at 12,Feb,20 14:52 other posts 
thought this was Duke Nukem..

By overeight [Ignore] at 11,Feb,20 22:36 other posts 
I am Ania Montoia,you killed my father,prepare to die!!!repeat 50 times.
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The princess bride

By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 11,Feb,20 17:58 other posts 
I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

Arthur Fleck : Knock knock.

Murray Franklin : Who's there?

Arthur Fleck : It's the police, ma'am! Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead!

By Louis [Ignore] at 19,Jul,18 08:47 other posts 
Fill your hand you son of a bitch!

By routemaster [Ignore] at 18,Jul,18 18:25 other posts 
"If there's one thing worse than a woman living alone, its a woman who says she likes it."
Thelma Ritter to Doris Day in "Pillow Talk" (1959)---------------------------------------

"Play it, Sam, play "As Time Goes By"
Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" (1941). (Nobody in the film ever says "Play it again, Sam".)

"This could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart's last line to Paul Henried in "Casablanca" (1941)

"Oh Jerry, let's not reach for the moon, we have the stars."
Bette Davis's last line to Paul Henried in "Now, Voyager" (1942)

By Mazinga [Ignore] at 14,Jul,18 18:20 other posts 
"One of these days, Alice... BANG! ZOOM!"

Jackie Gleason (aka "Ralph Kranden") in "The Honeymooners".
By licksipsuckit [Ignore] at 18,Jul,18 05:58 other posts 
right in the kisser *lix*
By Mazinga [Ignore] at 18,Jul,18 13:43 other posts 
The "kisser" was his favorite target.

Inquiring minds want to know, Which kisser?
By #562152 at 18,Jul,18 09:33

By Mazinga [Ignore] at 18,Jul,18 13:44 other posts 
Yes, Ralph Cramden!

Ralphy boi always loved to cram Alice in the den.

By Mazinga [Ignore] at 18,Jul,18 13:41 other posts 
The scene in "Reservior Dogs" the gangster guys were
discussing about sex with a duck, the one guy says
"don't let it look back at you"... Hilarious!!!

By routemaster [Ignore] at 18,Jul,18 10:45 other posts 
"This is the stuff that dreams are made of."
Humphrey Bogart's last line in "The Maltese Falcon" (1941)

"No, it was beauty killed the b e a s t."
The last line of "King Kong" (1933)

"We got time off - for good behaviour."
Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot" (1959) when questioned by the female bandleader about the amount of time he and Jack Lemmon (also in drag) claimed to have spent at "The Ladies' Conservatoire for Good Music".

"Hm, fresh!"
Jack Lemmon, also in "Some Like It Hot" as the two "ladies" were boarding the train and the guy checking their names gave him/her a helping hand - by patting Jack on the bum.

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By #562152 at 18,Jul,18 09:35
"of all the gin joints, in all the cities of the world, she walks into mine"
Bogart in Casablanca

By Mazinga [Ignore] at 14,Jul,18 18:16 other posts 
"I'll be back"...

Darth Vader (James Earl Jones) made it official
before the T1000 (Arnold Schwarzeneger) made it "cool".

By bigg [Ignore] at 14,Jul,18 17:59 other posts 
That there is Cundalini....and Cundalini wants his hand back

By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 13,Jul,18 16:25 other posts 
You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!
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Well, cut my legs off and call me Shorty!

By Leo037 [Ignore] at 30,Jul,17 06:50 other posts 
He's so far back in the closet, he's in fucking Narnia.

By #487013 at 18,Jul,17 00:36
Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard.

By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 17,Jul,17 20:46 other posts 
Colossus: You will come talk with Professor Xavier.
Deadpool: McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing

Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s.
By mr_blue [Ignore] at 17,Jul,17 22:30 other posts 
The b@by hand scene in that movie
By #487013 at 18,Jul,17 00:34
I bet it feels huge lol.

By Dannon_Utah [Ignore] at 15,Jul,17 15:52 other posts 
Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
- Korben Dallas

By cruz69696969 [Ignore] at 14,Jul,17 21:22 other posts 
SNL more cowbell

By JustWill [Ignore] at 14,Jul,17 20:49 other posts 
I'm your huckleberry.

By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 14,Jul,17 17:06 other posts 
I've been thinking about laws on Mars. There's an international treaty saying that no country can lay claim to anything that's not on Earth. By another treaty if you're not in any country's territory, maritime law aplies. So Mars is international waters. Now, NASA is an American non-military organization, it owns the Hab. But the second I walk outside I'm in international waters. So Here's the cool part. I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater where I'm going to commandeer the Ares IV lander. Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this, and they can't until I'm on board the Ares IV. So I'm going to be taking a craft over in international waters without permission, which by definition... makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.
By mr_blue [Ignore] at 14,Jul,17 17:32 other posts 
I'm gonna dip this potato in crushed vicodin
By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 14,Jul,17 18:13 other posts 
From deleted scene] Every human being has a basic instinct: to help each other out. If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give bl00d. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do
By mr_blue [Ignore] at 14,Jul,17 18:40 other posts 
In the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.

Fuck you Mars...

By _avg_ [Ignore] at 23,Dec,14 22:52 other posts 
"37!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!"
"In a row??"
By #507249 at 14,Jul,17 18:39
Epic movie!!!!!

By #462749 at 11,Jun,16 07:42
All I got is my balls and my word...
scarface..al pacino

By spermkiss [Ignore] at 01,Nov,15 17:14 other posts 
But ya are, Blanche, ya are!

By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 31,Oct,15 16:57 other posts 
I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you. You can't be you. We put you through the window. There ain't no coming back. This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever


By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 28,Dec,14 16:51 other posts 
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

She has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting
By #444014 at 21,Mar,15 19:36
I am Groot... I only watched that the other week....funny film.....
By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 23,Mar,15 19:15 other posts 
Yeah I really enjoyed it, can't wait for the next one

By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 21,Mar,15 19:18 other posts 
The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman.... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.

The Fire, b@by. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always... and never.
By #444014 at 21,Mar,15 19:21
Sin City ?
By sickboy2314 [Ignore] at 21,Mar,15 19:25 other posts 

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