DEAR FRIENDS, THERE ARE THOSE AMOUNG US WHO ARE SUFFERING FROM A MOST UNFORTUNATE SITUATION. THESE POOR, UNLUCKY PERSONS HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF RUNNING OUT OF LOWER CASE LETTERS AND ARE FORCED TO CORRESPOND AND COMMUNICATE THE ONLY WAY THEY HAVE LEFT; IN ALL CAPS. WON'T YOU JOIN ME TODAY TO HELP END THE PLIGHT OF THESE IMPOVERISHED INDIVIDUALS? IF ALL OF US WOULD DONATE JUST A FEW OF OUR UNUSED LOWER CASE LETTERS EACH MONTH, I BELIEVE WE MIGHT SOON PUT AN END TO THE HORROR THAT THESE POOR SOULS FACE ON A DAILY BASIS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND CARING.