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By smplcsms 09,Jul,22 12:23
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Her knickers all tattered and torn. It wasn't a spider That sat down beside her, but Little Boy Blue with his clarinet.



By smplcsms 09,Jul,22 12:21
Little Boy Blue, Come blow up your horn! The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn! Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with Little B-Peep!



By smplcsms 28,Nov,21 07:18
A truly great songwriter...



By smplcsms 30,May,20 08:29
Perhaps she actually WANTED you to see them ... ? If so, you may be in with a chance!



By smplcsms 22,Aug,18 07:37
fux.com



By smplcsms 26,Nov,17 17:07
My dad's policy: The Good Lord allowed us guys a little extra - for "fair wear and tear" ! He, me, my sons all uncut! Thanks be!



By smplcsms 06,Sep,17 14:40
ADMIN = All Dicks Make It Nice



By smplcsms 14,Jun,17 23:55
I sometimes pinch the end of my foreskin to close it up while taking a piss. It stretches and stretches until my whole cockhead is swimming - then I let it all go!



By smplcsms 06,May,17 17:39
I'd like to be kept in the loop when one is established. I also know of several others on SYD.



By smplcsms 20,Feb,17 08:01
Agreed !



By smplcsms 15,Feb,16 17:18
Very pleasant male sauna, the Locker Room, near the Kennington tube station.



By smplcsms 01,Feb,16 15:50
Matt Hughes



By smplcsms 23,Oct,15 14:51
Absolutely ! It never fails - works like a charm!



By smplcsms 01,Jun,15 04:15
Interestingly: dingus - spelt "dinges" but pronounced identically - has precisely the same meanings in Afrikaans! Does this perhaps indicate that the US word has a Dutch (or perhaps Low German) origin?



By smplcsms 14,Apr,15 15:47
Please let's just keep to folk posting photos of themselves. Anyone can look at other sites for other pix. Thank you, John, for all you do and have done - and will, I hope, continue to do.



By smplcsms 29,Mar,15 08:14
Eastern Cape country



By smplcsms 16,Feb,15 07:17
There was a young fellow called Skinner, the sinner,
Who took out a damsel to dinner, to win her.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine,
And at quarter past ten it was in her - the dinner, not Skinner!

There was a young lady called Hilda
Who went for a walk with a builder.
He knew that he could,
And he would and he should
And he did and it bloody near killed her!

There was a young lady from Trent
Who said she knew what it meant
When men asked her to dine
With cocktails and wine ...
Oh, she knew what it meant - but she went!



By smplcsms 24,May,14 07:35
Bit of a sore point, what? My dad believed that the Good Lord had allowed us chaps "a little extra, for fair wear and tear". Sounds right to me!



By smplcsms 03,Jan,14 04:09
I'd really love to try to remedy that lack! Stay hard !



By smplcsms 27,Dec,13 14:25
A mate of mine gets hard the moment you touch his nipples. Three moments later he's dripping pre-cum !



By smplcsms 17,Dec,13 04:41
Taught an adult friend of mine to retract his some years ago and now he keeps it permanently pulled back.



By smplcsms 19,Nov,13 00:06
Fabulous story.
Thanks fro sharing.



By smplcsms 15,Oct,13 09:16
Old enough to be dangerous !



By smplcsms 15,Oct,13 09:14
English, Afrikaans, Dutch, French



By smplcsms 02,Sep,13 15:54
I would happily suck yours!



By smplcsms 02,Sep,13 11:01
yes, except when I deliberately pinch the end of the foreskin so as to allow the whole head to be enclosed in a warm little bag of pee - the sensation is rather special. Then of course I have to let it all flow out! And fill up again. Try it and see if you like it.



By smplcsms 16,Jun,13 17:54
Eastern Cape oldie!



By smplcsms 26,Oct,12 06:10
Yes: 68 y o



By smplcsms 15,Mar,12 15:57
My experience exactly!