Get Paid For
Using Social Sites!

Become an expert in
pussy licking!
She'll Beg You For More!

Want a bigger penis?
Enlarge it At Home
Using Just Your Hands!

Stay Hard as Steel!!!

AN ODE TO TWOWARM

to CAT blog   to recent blogs

By CAT [Ignore] 15,Nov,20 17:29   Pageviews: 79

I came across this short story today. It was (I believe) penned by Skittles AKA Bella!. I don't know who Twowarm is but I imagine it's a self portait of Bella!. I hope Skittles continuous the story.

This copy and paste is for a special lady, twowarm. There's pros and cons to blocking Skittles . PRO - He cannot directly trash your page AND you can still TROLL the forum to see what he says prior to signing on. CON - You cannot visit his page or read his blog(s). Whether you like him, or not, he has a gift. Yep, he has a very creative mind. Here's his newest blog, part 1.

Times were indeed tough at the trailer park. With Gerome back in prison where he belongs and Chuckles certified by the state as invalid, Saggy was in trouble. They had it so well during COVID but squandered their money as usual. For 7 months, the trailer was running so well. They had phones, power, internet, and food. In fact, there was even enough money for Kool 100's and box wine. It was a period of prosperity not seen in the trailer since 1981.

It was mid-November and with bills piling up and holidays approaching a decision had to be made. What would they do for money? Charlie was not an option. No one would hire him because of his walker and zero job skills. To that point, the last time Charlie had a real job was 1969 working for the porti-pottie company. After the on the job injury, Charlie had to rely on the Saggy Granny to live. No one ever expected much from Charlie in general. A real lump.

Now, the two mongoloids sat around their card table dining room set contemplating their next move. Knowing they were out of their league making such an adult decision, they brought in the trailer park consigliere Rhanda-Lynn. Help arrived shortly thereafter and Rhanda-Lynn had the want ads from Swamp Times. The group quickly went through the ads and found the following jobs:

1. Pet cage cleaner at the kennel

2.Pest control apprentice

3. Truck stop waitress, night shift

It became obvious that the first two jobs were too high tech for the Saggy Granny. She had no time to go through such advanced training! So, truck stop waitress was going to save the day. Saggy Granny had a lot experience slinging coffee, burgers, and her ratty cunny back in the day. That was during her heyday of the 1970's. It was a new era today and she was nervous. Saggy got her best outfit and had Rhanda-Lynn take her to the truck stop for fill out the application. Hopefully she would get a n interview same day. When Saggy arrived, her heart was racing. It had been so many years since she played the role of lot lizard at her last truck stop.

lot lizard
Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors. Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; saggy granny; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: truck fuck magazine

Rhanda-Lynn pulled in and parked in the handicap spot. After all, Saggy is eligible for special parking with all her ailments. Saggy waddled her way into the restaurant and was hit with sensory overload. The smells and sounds of the truck stop brought back so many memories. Her feeble mind started to wander off and was interrupted by Delmont, the head manager of the truck stop. Delmont was smoking, cursing, and slinging orders to his staff. Saggy was impressed he had a clipboard and walkie-talkie! All this technology was intimidating! Saggy finally got Delmont's attention and asked for an application. Delmont gave her a look and couldn't control his laughter. It was a worst nightmare come true Saggy!

Delmont stopped laughing and then went right into the attack, asking her what the fuck she was doing at his truck stop. He needed waitresses not a walking corpse! Saggy pleaded with Delmont for the job. It was starting to quiet down after the lunch rush so Delmont agreed to an interview. Delmont told her to take off her coat so he could examine the merchandise. His customers demanded some hot truck muff after a long day. Delmont felt a wave of nausea hit him! Worse than the time he went in for body sushi at the strip club. Delmont felt bad for this old broad and offered her the job on three conditions. First, she needs to wear a face mask even after COVID. Second, she must use plastic wrap to seal up her cunny slit. He could not risk another health department violation. Third, she would need to use trucker load straps to keep her tits off her belly button. The Saggy Granny had not been so proud or happy in a long time and gleefully accepted the job! It was the answers to all her prayers!


Two Days Later-

It was time for her first day and Saggy was ready to sling and serve. She needed to get out her old waitress uniform. It was stored with all the other things she had not used in years: dignity, productive member of society, and youth. The uniform appeared to be in good condition and Saggy felt some pride flowing through her potbelly. She was in her best used panties and bra and was ready to get dressed. It was a Tuesday but her panties said Saturday. She did not give a fuck! There was however a glitch in the matrix because this uniform would not zip up! Saggy had had too much dinner and now was in serious trouble. Well, you guessed it, it was an emergency call to Rhanda-Lynn to save the day. If Saggy was late the first day, Delmont would fuck her up.

Rhanda-Lynn was a talented seamstress. She had just a few minutes to sort this out. The only option was to use a Hefty cinch-sack garbage bag. It would be easy to sew in, and with the built-in expansion technology, it would handle Saggy's cunt gut. An added bonus was this brand also had odor control. So, after a long day of slinging coffee and trucker vittles, the odor that had haunted Saggy for years would not impact her tips. Rhanda-Lynn finished up her project and put some real effort into getting the Saggy Granny into her half uniform half trash bag outfit. It was a little loose to be fair, but Rhanda used the cinch sack ties to hold it all together. Its was time to head to the truck stop for her first shift. It was already 1137 and they would have to hurry to get there on time...

New Comment

Comments:
By #644239 [Ignore] 11,Jun,21 22:15
PIG CUNT FUCK YOU!!
Reply
By CAT [Ignore] 14,Jun,21 11:30
Just bend over, HOMO. EVERYONE LOVES WHITE MEAT


New Comment




Show It Off