Dick, Cock, Penis, Wiener, One-eyed Monster, Trouser Snake, Johnson, Sex Pistol, Pleasure Pump, Moby Dick, Frank N' Beans, Yogurt Slinger, The Bone Ranger, Skin Flute, Joystick, Tonsil Tickler......

Whatever you call em, I love em ALL...

Most of us guys do in fact have a name for our Tonsil Tickler. Whether we named it or someone else did. LOL

Mine is named Tony.. That name was bestowed upon my Yogurt Slinger a LOOONG time ago by Do Ya Wanna Donna who noticed that mine has stripes along the shaft. Hence the name, Tony the Tiger It might also have had something to do with the way I typically fucked her...

It stuck and I've called it that ever since...

Does your Tallywacker have a name? Please share it with us..

Trouser Snakes are just fun, plain and simple. Whether their soft or hard, they're a HOOT to play with.. When they're soft you can pull and tug on em, fold em and twist them. Slap em around and do all KINDS of things with them.. Have you ever seen the guys who make all kinds of shapes out of there dicks and balls? It's TOOO funny... It think it's called Puppetry of the Penis... Search it up, you'll laugh your butt off.. They actually have a SHOW in Vegas!!!

Now of course, what's a Tube Steak if it's not HARD and throbbing right? Mine is, right fucking now!!

See!



OK guys, raise your hand if anybody has EVER used your hard on like a automobile gear shift? You know, vroom vroon, 1st gear, vroom vroom, 2nd gear!

I think every single girl I've ever been with has done that to me...

Hard on's are SO useful.. Ring toss anybody? They make a great coat hanger as well as a place to put your towel after you shower.. They're handy IN the shower if you have a soap-on-a-rope... Just sling that on your dick and you have it readily available...

They make an excellent direction pointer..

Women, keep in mind that to a man with an erection, ALL women are the most beautiful woman in the world. ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The make an excellent fire poker but ONLY if you're a Navy Seal.. (Old joke BTW)

Did you know that a male fetus in the womb can actually experience an erection? It's a fact Jack...

Shorter Joysticks actually make BIGGER erections. Again, it's a fact... Research shows that men with shorter penises experience erections that increase penis size by 86 percent. For longer penises, the growth is more like 47 percent.

It's the old shower vs grower thing my friends... Which are YOU??

The average erection is 5.6 inches long. A 2013 study attempted to settle penis size once and for all. The findings: The average erect penis is just shy of 5.6 inches. There ya have it guys.... So QUITE your whining.

The world’s largest erection is 13.5 inches. Jonah Falcon is said to have the world’s largest penis that, when erect, is well over 1 foot long. When flaccid, it measures 9.5 inches. Holy crap on a cracker!!

Erections aren’t required for orgasm. Yes, men who can’t achieve erections may still have orgasms.

This is absolutely true. I myself have had a full blown orgasm without having an erection AND my old, much beloved T-girlfriend, Jamie Lee, after she had been on hormones for a while, lost the ability to gain an erection HOWEVER, I could still get her to a full blown, cum spewing orgasm, minus any erection what so ever..

I hope you enjoyed this little talk about that WONDERFUL appendage swinging or laying there between your legs. Be proud of it, embrace it and even more importat, bring it over and let me play WITH IT!!!