That time of year again when I get away for a couple of weeks and every year trying not to masturbate catches me out.

I room share and as much as I'd be up for getting off in the same room, my mate here with me is far too straight-laced to consider such a thing.

I thought I'd try and hold off until I get home but that seems to be getting less and less practical. I mean... 5 days was manageable but I'm getting seriously aroused every time I go to the toilet now and if I'm next to the wrong guy at a urinal this could get really awkward.

I set myself a little (small step) weight loss target for each session I have last week and I'm at my target so it's almost as if the world is telling me I should just do it.

Problem is... we aren't supposed to be going anywhere I or said roomie are likely to meet up with anyone who will be game for some assisted relief (he had his night of fun whilst I was still trying to hold off, so he's good for few nights) and it'll be really obvious if I have an extended shower.

A real conundrum. Either way... this needs seeing to: